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Yeah this shit was inevitable. I'm going to start with the man who results in the most worms. Certified worm man. Agent Washington is the first Freelancer to Ally with the Reds and Blues after Texas. Both being grey in some sense, but Washington has yellow. A notibly blue color. Think about it. Sister is Yellow. He's Yellow. Yellow is blue in this show. You know this. I know this. If you didn't know this then why are you here? Agent Washington is shown to be Naive in his time during Project Freelancer, wanting to believe the best in everyone and everything. That quickly changes through out the series and gets him in hot shit via Epsilonification. Agent Washington is a soldier. Slamming his rifle against a radio, stooping to the levels of the people around him without ever admitting it.
Washingtons Classpect is Maid of Light.
At the risk of sounding too insane, : here is why I think so. Agent washington is fully trusting at the beginning. He is down on his luck and requires othether Pople to come and save him from situations. He relies on othrs for what to think and do, is walked all over and is the rookie, the butt of the jokes. As time goes on, washington begins to learn for himself. he begins to understand whats happening around him better and still has poor luck but manages around it. He makes and breaks other peoples Luck and KNolwdge too, being the "Jack of All Trades", depended on to do things he normally doesn't (the hiest). This may make you think he's a page but I disagree. A page completely lacks knowldge, one of light that is, and Washington has some suspicions. However, when inserted with Epsilon it begins his track towards a realized Maid of Light. Epslion is memory, is knowledge. He knows more than he should. He becomes Knowdlege and luck. Washington is hit with things that could kill a normal man time and time again. And he's no meta! He survives, he absorbs, he is and becomes knowledge and luck. He didn't lack it, he depended on others for it till he could no longer. And then? It's entirely his own.
thank you to u/CappuccinoMemes For this pages icon (:
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